March 3, 2008...5:00 am

my favorite election nuggets.

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election season makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. if someone made the political equivalent of a christmas sweater, i would probably wear it, cardigan-style.

anyway. i woke up on super tuesday feeling merry/jolly/festive/bloated. and i spent my lunch hour stalking voters at a polling place on wilshire with my notepad and pen. making my lurking all the more awkward was the fact that the polling place was an elementary school.

whatever. point is, i have a huge boner for this election, and i’ve been collecting various delightful quotes and photos over the past few months, so i thought i would share, even though some of them are obviously dated at this point. 

1. The Opinionator surveys reactions to the Democratic debate and pulls up THIS GEM: “Republicans consider Obama to be the girl Democrats will date and Hillary the one they will marry.” Forget that conventional wisdom has moved on and step back for a moment, please. We’re playing the date/marry/f— game, right? That begs the obvious question: Which candidate do Democrats want to bone, hmm?

2. The Los Angeles Times gathers ridiculous quotes from Clinton rally-goers in Missouri. A sample: “At a Sunday rally in Bridgeton, Mo., more than 1,000 people crowded into a union hall to hear her. One man craned his neck for a glimpse. “I see her bangs. She’s pretty.”

3. The MSM officially recognize the potency of the “Nascar constituency.” Dangerous? Perhaps. Two words: yard inflatables.   

4. This idea, courtesy of Tim George: “Have Romney, McCain, Obama, and Clinton do a co-presidency and all live in the White House. Like Real World.”  

5. NERD ALERT!

 

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