From the New York Times: “‘There is a reason Velveeta sells better than brie in this country,’ said Nelson Warfield, a conservative Republican consultant. ‘And for every Obama voter in the primary who shares his sophisticated disdain for the heartland, there will be plenty of McCain voters in the general who are ready to correct him.’”
2:35 PM Rachel: i mean, veleveeta isnt even really cheese
2:36 PM me: so john mccain is a fake candidate?
he’s like cheese whiz?
Rachel: apparently
less than 51% candidate, according to wikipedia
2:37 PM me: it might have something to do with him being born in like, a base near the panama canal.
Rachel: thats the difference between ‘cheese product’ and ‘cheese food’
me: so john mccain is a presidential product.
Rachel: ?
which applies to him, i think
me: not really digestible by the american people?
Rachel: long shelf life
me: yeah, look at his mom.
Rachel: bright orange
2:38 PM me: maybe john mccain should get a perma-tan.
Rachel: im liking this more and more
meh, i think a spray tan would do
me: mystic tan?
Rachel: as long as it doesnt affect his hair
me: mystic mccain.
Rachel: mystic pizza?
me: heck, he should dye his hair.
i’m sure it’s one of his favorite films.
i mean, he watches the hills.
2 Comments
April 23, 2008 at 12:00 am
this makes me miss you guys even more.
April 23, 2008 at 11:41 pm
um, can you please come visit us this summer?